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“Welcome, welcome to Lord Voldemort’s Evil Council of Doom.”“I thought we were called Death Eaters -““Shut up, Lucius. Anyway… does anyone have any ideas how I can kill Harry Potter?”“I could kill him for you. That way you wouldn’t be putting your life in danger. And then you could just take credit for it.”“That’s fucking stupid. AHA! I propose we… hack his Facebook profile!”“Or one of us could just kill him -“”- he’ll be so annoyed! It’ll be so funny! He’ll be all like, ‘Ah! Who did this? I am NOT dating Ron Weasley!’ and it’ll be really awkward and he’ll be the laughing stock of Hogwarts.”“…”“My plan is brilliant and infallible.”“Of course, my Lord. Of course.” 

“Welcome, welcome to Lord Voldemort’s Evil Council of Doom.”

“I thought we were called Death Eaters -“

“Shut up, Lucius. Anyway… does anyone have any ideas how I can kill Harry Potter?”

“I could kill him for you. That way you wouldn’t be putting your life in danger. And then you could just take credit for it.”

“That’s fucking stupid. AHA! I propose we… hack his Facebook profile!”

“Or one of us could just kill him -“

”- he’ll be so annoyed! It’ll be so funny! He’ll be all like, ‘Ah! Who did this? I am NOT dating Ron Weasley!’ and it’ll be really awkward and he’ll be the laughing stock of Hogwarts.”

“…”

“My plan is brilliant and infallible.”

“Of course, my Lord. Of course.” 

(Source: -harrypotter, via fromthehillbythelake)

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