eli was so cute in season 10 when he didnt look like a 35 year old graphic designer going through a mid life crisis :)))))
(via r-i-p-augustus)
Me: Where do you think I'm from?
Coworker: I don't know what you are, but I know you're something. What are you?
Me: Native American.
Coworker: Oh... then I guess you didn't come here, huh?
(Source: nosdrinker, via laselles)
(Source: freenosebleed, via degrassiheavenxo)
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
(Source: happilymad, via liviscriven)
imagine trying to take a shit while in the arena
like with cameras everywhere and the constant fear of being killed
and like what would happen if someone popped up and killed you mid poop
and you became know as the person who died mid poop during the hunger games
(via gracehelsmall)
clare: well, there was kc, eli, uncle jakey......................
At prom Clare is still so pissed and grabs the gun from Vince and then she like shoots Jake and be’s like “YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING CHICKEN LOVER FUCKER. YOU AINT BREAK UP WITH ME AT PROM YOU MOTHER FUCKER.”
(Source: 2treehill, via abominablesnowbrien)
