eli was so cute in season 10 when he didnt look like a 35 year old graphic designer going through a mid life crisis :)))))
You're really good at this job but I gotta admit it still bothers me when people like you come to this country & take jobs from real Americans.
Where do you think I'm from?
I don't know what you are, but I know you're something. What are you?
Oh... then I guess you didn't come here, huh?
Sav has a thing for older women
Dad, I’m… gay.
Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Dad, this response is really getting old.
Yes, I get it, two hea—
BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
imagine trying to take a shit while in the arena
like with cameras everywhere and the constant fear of being killed
and like what would happen if someone popped up and killed you mid poop
and you became know as the person who died mid poop during the hunger games
clare's future child:
mommy how many boyfriends did you have when you were a teenager
well, there was kc, eli, uncle jakey......................
At prom Clare is still so pissed and grabs the gun from Vince and then she like shoots Jake and be’s like “YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING CHICKEN LOVER FUCKER. YOU AINT BREAK UP WITH ME AT PROM YOU MOTHER FUCKER.”
(Source: 2treehill, via abominablesnowbrien)